Top 10 reasons why IITians are like cows

Vijay's Top Ten Reasons Why IITians are Like Cows

10. Yes, both are carbon-based earthlings
9. How shall I say it... "horniness"
8. Get lousy food
7. Mostly bad eyesight
6. Respected - worshipped - by ordinary mortals
5. Gender ratio is totally... ummm... skewed
4. Most are tame, a few aggressive, with an occasional stud thrown in
3. Grasp quickly, digest slowly
2. Both are "cream of the nation"
1. One word - bullsh*t!!

(thanks to www.dilbert.com)