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Velapanthi>News>Quixotic Clippings
Indian Airports Funnies, Now Nostalgia
| [Note: These snippets were collected in the early 2000s, when the Indian
airports were thoroughly shoddy. With privatization in 2006, an era may be
coming to an end.] The Indira Gandhi International Airport has created history of sorts by being the world's first airport (take my word for it) to have not one but TWO ceiling-mounted, backlit, PERMANENT yellow plastic signs reading LIFT OUT OF ORDER. Sign at Gate 3, Indira Gandhi International Airport, Delhi, in April, 2000
A sign, roughly 3 feet by 4 feet sign, at IGIA outside the Gate 3 enclosure faces the passengers (not the security staff) and proclaims (roughly) [April, 2000]
I'd make a movie on Indian airports if "videography" was permitted inside. At Bombay airport, there is this one escalator with a painted sign of "Instructions for use" that include "FACE IN THE DIRECTION OF TRAVEL" along with about 8 others. Indeed. Of course just below the sign was another old handwritten sign saying "OUT OF ORDER". All the chairs in the gate area had their cushions BOLTED on to the plastic. The bolts protruded out a cm or two from the back of the chairs. Reminded me of the Delhi airport where the wall next to the disembarkation staircase is of black marble (or that's what it looks like) with each slab of stone held in place by four bolts. Following the hijacking of the IA flight from Kathmandu, security has been beefed up at all airports. This implies
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